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Post by mr steel on Sept 22, 2008 17:01:54 GMT
two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the outher "dose this taste funny to you"
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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Sept 22, 2008 17:33:01 GMT
3 nuns don't want to be nuns anymore, so they go to mother supreme and tell of their burden, mother supreme says that to stop being a nun they must do something unholy within the next 24 hours. 24 hours later the 3 nuns come back, and the first speaks to mother supreme: I sacrificed a goat and ate it. Mother Supreme says, okay, drink the holy water, and leave. So the first nun says that, and leaves. The 2nd nun says: I broke a cross on purpose. Mother supreme says the same thing, and the 2nd nun leaves. The 3rd nun then comes to Mother Supreme. "And what did you do unholy, my child?"
"I pissed in the holy water"
;D
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Post by mr steel on Sept 22, 2008 18:47:19 GMT
Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and asks "Have you seen my tool?"
Elephant replies "What does it look like?" Lion: "Well it's got four points on it" Elephant: "Sorry, I haven't seen it, try mouse" So the Lion goes to the mouse and asks "Have you seen my tool?" Mouse: "What does it look like?" Lion: "Well it's got four points on it." Mouse: "Sorry mate, I've not seen it, try croc." So the lion proceeds to the crocodile and asks "Have you seen my tool" Croc: "What does it look like?" Lion: "Well it's got four points on it." Croc: "Sorry I've not seen it, try Jaguar" So the lion goes to Jaguar and asks "Have you seen my tool?" Jaguar: "Of course, I ate it." Lion: "Why did you do that?" Jaguar: "Well I'm a four point tool eater Jaguar"
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Post by mr steel on Sept 22, 2008 18:50:38 GMT
A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.
After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the shop in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!"
"Hmmm...." thought the duck's former owner. "Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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Post by Blayze on Sept 22, 2008 22:17:07 GMT
whats green and runs round your garden ? a hedge. laughed my a r s e off 4 ages!!!!!!! HAHA
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Post by BAD on Sept 24, 2008 9:41:24 GMT
man gets pissed at bar. tries to stand up falls over, drags himself outside falls down,drags himself home opens door falls inside, drags himself to bed n falls in. morning after wife says you was very drunk last night,how do you no he asks, because the f,u,c,king pub phoned you left your wheel chair thier
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Post by BAD on Sept 24, 2008 9:43:23 GMT
what has an illegal immigrant n sperm got in common millions cum flooding in but only 1 c,u,n,t works
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Post by BAD on Sept 24, 2008 9:46:01 GMT
paddy n murphy doin crossword, im stuck on 2 down, flightless bird from iceland 6,7 you daft twat says murphy its frozen chicken
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Post by BAD on Sept 24, 2008 9:48:08 GMT
newsflash pinnochio realised he was made of wood today when he had his first wank n his hand caught fire
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Post by BAD on Sept 24, 2008 9:52:01 GMT
wako jacko has sold neverland and is building a dinosaur park, hes promised every kid will leave with a megasoreass
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Post by BAD on Sept 24, 2008 9:55:26 GMT
lesbian goes for a smear test , doctor says , thats the cleanest fanny iv ever seen, thanx she says i have a women in twice a week
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Post by BAD on Sept 24, 2008 10:04:15 GMT
the erectus trouserius or trouser snake is theworlds most dangerous snake, its fangless colour varys from pink to black average lengh 5-9 inch depending on sub species and honesty of its owner,it appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times, attacks women in the lower abdominal area itshighly venimus spit can result in swelling lastin 9 months, some also attack men from behind
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Post by louise on Sept 24, 2008 12:09:19 GMT
man gets assaulted by a giant cockroach .............. .............................. it must be that nasty bug thats going around !!!!!!
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Post by louise on Sept 24, 2008 12:12:13 GMT
oh my god i wrote c o c k roach in my joke and it changed it to thingyroach. lol
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Post by louise on Sept 24, 2008 12:20:44 GMT
thinking of going on a walking hol so foned the ramblers association for advice, but the guy just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
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