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Post by louise on Sept 24, 2008 12:29:11 GMT
sheriff goes into a wild west bar and asks, "has anyone seen brown paper pete??" never herd of him comes the reply, whats he look like? sheriff says "he wears brown paper hat, shirt, trousers, and shoes---- he's wanted for rustling!!!!!!
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Post by louise on Sept 24, 2008 12:31:15 GMT
whats red and bad for your teeth ....................... a house brick
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Post by mr steel on Sept 24, 2008 20:41:11 GMT
so i sez to this bloke with three heads, tha must be a brainy bastard . ;D
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Post by mr steel on Sept 24, 2008 20:46:43 GMT
what did the man say when his dog died after beeing with him for 17 years. he said. " oh dear oh dear i am sad"
(well he would'nt say anything funny would he, his dogs just died) ;D
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Post by Blayze on Sept 24, 2008 22:56:05 GMT
paddy driving on the m1 when murphy rings "carefull on the m1 theres a car driving the wrong way" paddy "theres not just 1 theres fuckin hundreds"
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Post by louise on Sept 24, 2008 23:06:30 GMT
for sale .... parachute, like new, never opened, small stain.
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Post by Blayze on Sept 25, 2008 9:18:47 GMT
a 95 year old man was given a jar to provide sperm into. he turs up 3 days later with the jar empty the nurse asks "whys there no sample?" the old man replies "sorry but i tried with my right hand, then my left, then my wife tried with both hands, then with her mouth with her teeth in, then with them out, then ethel next door had a go. but its just no use we cant get the bloody lid off"
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Post by Blayze on Sept 25, 2008 9:24:24 GMT
a little girl walks into a pet shop and asks for a "nice widdle baby wabbit" the shopkeepers heart melts and asks "would you like a soft little white rabbit or a fluffy brown one? little girl: "i dont think my coba weally gives a crap"
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Post by Blayze on Sept 25, 2008 9:32:52 GMT
whats the hardest part in making vegetable soup? gettin the bloody wheelchair in the pan
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Post by Blayze on Sept 25, 2008 22:56:44 GMT
a drunken irishman is trying to cross a busy road when a policeman shouts "hey theres a zebra crossin over there" the irishman replies "well i hope its having better luck than i am!"
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Post by Blayze on Sept 25, 2008 22:59:30 GMT
a blonde was asked to check if an indicator is workin, her reply : yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no,
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Post by BAD on Sept 26, 2008 10:59:39 GMT
blonde on a driving lesson, instructer says have you checked the mirror, no she says i did my make up before i came out
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Post by Blayze on Sept 29, 2008 12:18:50 GMT
luke and aj a gay couple are on a trip to the zoo, when they come across a gorilla with a massive erection luke cant resist, he reaches through the bars and fondles the gorillas penis, suddenly the gorilla grabs him and drags him through the bars and fucks him 6 hours none stop, when he finished he threw luke out the cage where an ambulance was waiting, 2 days later aj asks him "are you hurt?" luke shouts back "WOULDN'T YOU BE? HE HASN'T CALLED HE HASN'T TEXT......"
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Post by LA - Made With Steel on Sept 29, 2008 12:22:26 GMT
One is Not Amused
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Post by Blayze on Sept 29, 2008 12:26:20 GMT
haha on text iv got its quentin and jeremy haha
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