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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Oct 21, 2008 20:07:23 GMT
going on the idea of you know you watch too much wrestling when: ideas: i) you beat the daylights out of your little brother, then put him through the kitchen table with a 450 off the fridge ii) u refuse to meet someone without seeing 3 weeks of promos of them 1st
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Post by Blayze on Oct 22, 2008 22:48:51 GMT
got cought shoplifting while on the back of 2 vampires yesterday
there chargin me with theft on 2 counts
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Post by Blayze on Oct 22, 2008 22:53:52 GMT
paddy pulls a bird and takes her home the woman asks "do yiou fancy a 69?" whats one of them asks paddy? "ill show you" replies the woman they get int position and as there about to start the woman farts in paddys face "jesus im sorry" she says "can we try again?" paddy agrees and they get into position again, and as before the woman farts, paddy jumps up and starts gettin dressed "i'm sorry says the woman whats wrong?" "I'M NOT STAYIN FOR ANOTHER 67 OF THOSE FUCKERS!"
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Post by BAD on Oct 24, 2008 22:18:19 GMT
man pulls a young chinease bird in a club, he takes her home and she says, mai soo horny i do anything for you. how about a 69 ,no i not cooking for you at this time of nite,
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Post by BAD on Oct 24, 2008 22:27:36 GMT
two honeymooning ducksare in a hotel,,as they are about to have a shag the drake says we dont have any condoms, il phone room service, so the receptionist says fine sir do you want me to put them on ur bill? no u daft twat il fuckin suffocate
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Post by BAD on Oct 24, 2008 22:32:14 GMT
paddy n murphy on a rollercoaster, as it starts to move of murphy says if it goes upside down do u think well fall out. dnt be daft we bin mates for years
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Post by BAD on Oct 24, 2008 22:39:49 GMT
40 gypos arive at heavens gates st peter says we only have room for ten wait here il consult god, god says let them in he returns to god after 5 mins and says they r gone , what all 40 god says ,no the friggin gates
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Post by BAD on Oct 28, 2008 0:04:31 GMT
MARK SPATE MADE AN APPEAL FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE TODAY ASKIN FOR BETTER TRANSPORT AFTER HE HAD BEEN HANGIN ROUND FOR A WEEK TRYIN TO CATCH A TRAIN
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Post by BAD on Oct 28, 2008 0:19:00 GMT
WHAT YOU CALL A SPIDER WI NO LEGS (A RAISEN)
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Post by BAD on Oct 28, 2008 0:20:52 GMT
FOUND A BIG RED THING IN MY GARDEN ALL IT SAYS IE LE DANGER LE NUKLURE BOMBA ITS ALL IN FUCKIN FRENCH
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Post by BAD on Oct 28, 2008 0:32:05 GMT
LINFORD CHRISTIE GOES TO DOCTORS N SAYS DOCTOR I CANT STOP RUNNIN ON SPOT, DOC PUTS A LINE OF WHITE POWDER ON DESK N SAYS SNORT THAT, WOW HE SAYS IT WORKS WHAT IS IT COKE, NO REPLIES THE DOC ITS PERSIL EVERY1 NOS IT STOPS COLOUREDS RUNNIN
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Post by BAD on Oct 28, 2008 0:35:28 GMT
WATS GOT NUTS INSIDE N A BIG BLACK CUNT ON OUTSIDE, A SNICKERS BAR
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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Oct 28, 2008 7:58:45 GMT
what do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Shwarzznegger?
Michael Waz-a-nigger
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Post by ADMIN on Oct 28, 2008 10:39:05 GMT
what do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Shwarzznegger? Michael Waz-a-black person fail
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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Oct 28, 2008 11:55:24 GMT
sorry... it was meant to say michael wasa n***a
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