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Post by BAD on Dec 10, 2008 15:01:59 GMT
can u spare 2 pound a month? zani is a 9 year old boy living in nimbaia, he has 1 arm 1 leg each day he rides 6 miles to school along a road with craters from land mines ,on a bicycle with bent wheels no brakes and only 1 pedal, if you send us just 2 pound....... we will send you the video its fucking hilarious
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Post by BAD on Dec 10, 2008 15:10:19 GMT
man walks into bedroom his wife pavking a case. were are you goin he asks, london prostitutes there get 400 pound a time for what i do for free, man chuckles and starts packing his case wife says werte are you going, im coming too he says see how the fuck you live on 800 pound a year
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Post by BAD on Dec 10, 2008 15:16:02 GMT
message from www.annesummers.co.uk to luke axl, regarding your order for a new red butt plug on page 16 of our catalogue. please select another item this is our fire extinguisher
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Post by BAD on Dec 10, 2008 15:19:58 GMT
a little bit of abdul on the floor.a little bit of imran on the door, little bit ahmed up the wall, a little bit of sanjay in the hall , ladies n gentlemen this is mumbai number5
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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Dec 10, 2008 18:53:24 GMT
^^ pmsl at all o those, specially the first and last ones
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Post by Blayze on Dec 18, 2008 15:32:10 GMT
a blonde woman has become the first person ever to be removed from who wants to be a millionaire,
she was removed for masterbating in her chair, after being questioned and askrd why she felt the need her response was.............
"well when you said the fastest finger first, i naturally assumed......"
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Post by Blayze on Dec 19, 2008 13:00:42 GMT
(caution may meke you gip!!)
2 prostitutes on a corner, 1 says to the other, "i reckon its gunna be a good little earner tonight, i can just smell the cock in the air!" 2nd prostitute replies, "no thats just me im afraid, i just burped!!"
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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Dec 19, 2008 16:28:21 GMT
LOL
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Post by caveman on Dec 31, 2008 13:55:52 GMT
Q. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND THE NIPPLES FOR? A. It's Braille for "suck here"
Q. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A. It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under' . Q. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year
Q. WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A. Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UPIN THE MORNING? A. Because they don't have any balls to scratch……….. And the best
Q. WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT? A. Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose..
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Archer
Thats The Spirit
Hi!, im Dolph Ziggler.......B-ATCH!
Posts: 54
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Post by Archer on Jan 1, 2009 17:45:39 GMT
Why do football players love roasting so much?
Because there all dirty perverts....................That or they just really love team efforts!!!
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Post by LA - Made With Steel on Jan 5, 2009 15:47:51 GMT
My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you can smell the ocean. I like this! This is poor.
I see a lot of women are using this site... The dinner won't cook itself you know.
Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise but they won't take it up the arse cause it 'hurts'.
Why do women keep telling me to 'go fuck myself'?
Surely they've realised that if I could fuck myself, I wouldn't be putting my hands up their skirts in the first place. I like this! This is poor.
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"
"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"
"No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." I like this! This is poor.
Apparently scientists have found female hormones in beer. It's true: After 6 pints you talk shite and can't drive.
Why are women like clouds? Because when they fuck off it's usually a nice day
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Post by Blayze on Jan 23, 2009 14:52:01 GMT
*******WARNING SLIGHT HINT OF RACISM*************
just started goin out with a muslim woman, and she just asked me if a want a blow job!
dont know weather to drop my pants or ring the cops?!
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Post by Jonny South on Jan 23, 2009 18:24:24 GMT
*********crap joke********* What does a snail use to paint it shell? Snail Varnish
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donny bull
Thats The Spirit
The Donny Bull
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Post by donny bull on Jan 23, 2009 18:30:15 GMT
brett how dare you this is for offensive jokes not offensivly crap jokes i hope you know i vomited after reading that.
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Post by caveman on Mar 13, 2009 18:21:39 GMT
What does Barnsley girl use as protection during sex?
Ans = A bus Shelter
What do you call a 30 years old Barnsley girl?
Ans = Granny
What do you call a Barnsley girl in white tracksuit?
Ans = the Bride
What the 1st question on a Barnsley Quiz night?
Ans = What you looking at?
What the most confusing day in Barnsley?
Ans = Father's day
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