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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Oct 28, 2008 11:56:18 GMT
whats the difference between michael jackson and a PS3?
there isn't one... theyre both plastic and theyre both tuned on by kids ;D
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Post by Blayze on Oct 28, 2008 16:25:06 GMT
chill with the racism shite, it aint clever
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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Oct 29, 2008 18:01:27 GMT
sorry..... no more, i promise
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Post by sr5robbie on Oct 30, 2008 22:40:34 GMT
man was laid on the beach with noting on apart from a cap over his bits.a women come up to him and said,if you was any man u would lift the cap up for a lady.the man replied if u was any women the cap would lift it self up
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Post by Blayze on Oct 31, 2008 17:45:50 GMT
after divorcing guy ritchie madonna has finally succeeded in her quest to b more british, now she is a single mum with 3 kids all with different dads
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Post by Blayze on Oct 31, 2008 17:49:00 GMT
an irishman at a job interview: interviewer: any experience in shoeing horses? irishman: no, but i once told a donkey to fuck off!
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Post by the on Nov 15, 2008 22:12:17 GMT
A man is involved in a car crash. His left leg requires amputation. He goes into surgery, and the surgeon removes his right leg. So, this unfortunate man must again enter surgery, to have his left leg removed. The man takes the surgeon who operated on him, and the hospital, to court. But, once it has reached court, the judge promptly throws the case out. He says that the man did not have a leg to stand on.
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Post by louise on Nov 22, 2008 15:51:27 GMT
im so pissed off.................. ............did my best to help the disabled. but lost 3 retards!!!!! 1 in mcdonnalds, 1 in tesco, but where the fuck did LUKE AXEL go?
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Post by BAD on Nov 25, 2008 4:42:52 GMT
im so pissed off.................. ............did my best to help the disabled. but lost 3 retards!!!!! 1 in mcdonnalds, 1 in tesco, but where the fuck did LUKE AXEL go? hes still running amok get him back in a strait jacket in a padded cell quick
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Post by hellloookidddiiies on Dec 5, 2008 1:55:24 GMT
Wow. No shit this jokes page offends. With the exception of one of Blayzes jokes, I think every single post in here is either offensive for racist reasons, or is offensive to the english language.
I know it's only a jokes thread, but come on, half the jokes lose the tiny tiny bit of humour in them when you have to spend two hours decrypting the posts. It's like having a deaf guy with a stutter telling you a joke.
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Post by the on Dec 5, 2008 10:55:10 GMT
Understood. And so, you present yourself as a more impressive joke.
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Post by Blayze on Dec 6, 2008 22:04:27 GMT
Wow. No shit this jokes page offends. With the exception of one of Blayzes jokes, I think every single post in here is either offensive for racist reasons, or is offensive to the english language. I know it's only a jokes thread, but come on, half the jokes lose the tiny tiny bit of humour in them when you have to spend two hours decrypting the posts. It's like having a deaf guy with a stutter telling you a joke. whadda ya mean just 1 of my jokes? ??
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Post by Blayze on Dec 6, 2008 22:13:57 GMT
3 mice in a pub having a drink, after a few they start discussing whos the hardest, the first mice says "get real, i walk on over to the mousetrap, take away the cheese and as the trap shuts i catch it and benchpress it 40 times!" so the second mouse says "blahh thats nothin! i eat rat poison then cut myself to shreds and it never kills me!" the third mouse finishes his pint then grabs his coat and walks towards the door. "where you goin?" shout the other 2 mice. the third mouse turns winks and says "off to fuck the cat!"
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Post by BAD on Dec 7, 2008 17:21:03 GMT
aint it supposed to be off to fuck sum pussy lol
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Post by Quinny_wont_save_u on Dec 7, 2008 21:05:35 GMT
haha blayze failed
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